Ajinkya Sapkale
Student at IIT Bombay
I am Ajinkya,Ajinkya Sapkale. I am IITian. IIT Bombay-my dream college. After getting through various processes in company called Bansal Classes, Kota Prv. Lmt., I managed to get into IITB. You will find lots of companies mostly at Kota, which manufacture mad, crazy IIT-engineers taking little innocent kids as input.
First day in IIT. I came to know that IIT has given me Hostel-3. I went there and Hall manager gave me my keys of my room ROOM NO.168. This is going to be my room for next one year. All the strange creatures (Phoenixian) came in wing that day. After 1-2 days everyone got introduced with each-other. All the wing started sitting together in Box room (the last room of the wing usually 1.5 times than usual rooms) and Sallu was totally responsible for such kinda 'Maifils'. Sallu and Laila (Varun) were our freshie-year mentors (mentor is the senior who is your guardian at IITB like your elder brother he helps you in academics as well as in personal matter).
Phoenix is the name of our wing. All Mechanical B.Tech. excluding some refugees.So now let me introduce my wingies I mean cartoons of Phoenix.
*AKA~also known as*
Cartoon 1:-
Hardik Rupani (Room No.167 aka Pink Room)
One of the three PINKYs (living in Pink Room)
Hardik aka Hard-dick aka Harpik aka RDX (no one calls him RDX he himself says "I am RDX.")
This guy is famous for his "Fattes"/PJs.
i.g.~ "What will you call ALI who lives in water?"
ans=Haider-ali
One more thing about Hardik,He has a list of girls........details later.
This cartoon loves One piece and similar cartoon series.Claims to be Technical person which he is not actually. see comments
To visit hardik's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 2:-
Prateek Sondaule (Room No.167 aka Pink Room)
One of the three PINKYs
Prateek aka Pinky aka Orbit-boy.
Pinky is the most favourite boy of all the wing.
He vanishes @ 11 PM exactly from the wing everyday and reappears after some time.....
To visit Pinki's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 3:-Sushrut Helwatkar (Room No.168) My roomie.
Sushrut aka God aka Sush aka Sus aka Sushma
Football is life for this chill dude.Even Doctor can't stop him from playing Football.
The most chill person of the wing.
To visit Sush's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 4:-
Ajinkya Sapkale (Room No.168) myself
Ajinkya aka Pandit aka Pondit aka Pon-dick aka Sapakle
The cutest one,youngest one,most innocent boy/child in the wing.
To visit my facebook profile click here
Cartoon 5:-
Ashish Kumar Singh (Room No.169)
Ashish aka Ashiq aka Champu
Short tempered, always some kinda sad, can't sleep in light,voice etc. etc. unique style of running.Always try to
tell some jokes which finally turns into PJs and he
has to run then to save himself from furious Phoenixians.
~He will be angry even when he will read this.~
To visit Champu's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 6:-Sumit Kumar Yadav (Room No.169)
Sumit aka SKY aka Chirkut aka Fakkut aka Chumit
His "Crush" changes when he sees 'New Bandi' or even her pic on Facebook.
A good Swimmer.
To visit SKY's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 7:-
Mandar Zope (Room No.170)
Mandar aka Maddy aka Mandaryao aka Mandu aka Pechkas aka Zope
Thinnest and tallest person in the wing.
Zope in box(~particle in box):- He can be easily packed in a box of 25cm by 25cm by 25cm.
He have powerful technical mind, speaks very fast so you will need 101% of concentration to get it.
To visit Maddy's Facebook profile click here
Cartoon 8:-
Akhilesh Pedgaokar (Room No.170)
Akhilesh aka Mareez aka Peddy
Famous for his doubts, hairs which are everywhere on his body. Sex-expert. If someone sits for study with him before exam and try to solve his doubt, definitely looses all confidence and ..........
additon info by Mandar :- most hairy person in the wing.....only eyes and nose is saved form hair attack......and remaining body got lots of hair...straight hair, curly hair, hairs which have curl zero.hairs with gradiant....
To visit Mareez's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 9:-
Faisal Ansari (Room No.171)
Faisal aka Faizal aka Faisu aka Slow local aka Kauva
Slowest creature of the wing always claims that he was the champion athletic at college.
Speaks slow, walks slow.He have unique style of running ( yeah man!! sometimes he too runs!!!!!!), have interest in football.Loves "Call Of Duty".
To visit Faizu's Facebook profile click here
Cartoon 10:-
Narendra Ghosalya (Room No 171)
Narendra aka Silent poison aka Naru
Everytime is movietime for this guy,always watches movie,has unique accent.
To visit Naru's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 11:-
Abhishek Agrawal (Room No 172)
Abhishek aka Angarchand aka Angar
Laptop-kida.You will always find either laptop is sleeping over him or he is sleeping over laptop.Man sometimes I think he love his laptop so much that he may ditch 'Tota Bandi' and will marry with laptop.
To visit Angar's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 12:-
Abhishek Kejariwal(Room No 172) Roomie of Abhishek
Abhishek aka Baba
I don't know why Room No 172 loves such creatures named Abhishek.
As his name suggests he is a typical Baba. He belongs to Art Of Living family. AOL (Art Of Living) is everything for him.details later. AOL and AOE (Age Of Empires) lover.
To visit Baba's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 13:-Satendra Meena (Room No 173)
Satendra aka Sattu aka Sattiya
This cartoon is almost similar to the cartoon no 10. Movie loving creature.
Good Volley player .....compare with cartoon 10.
To visit Sattu's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 14:-
Prateek Malviya (Room No 173)
Prateek aka Malviya aka Malu aka Chacha aka Mavliya (rare)
This man loves his curly hairs.No matter how late he will be, will set his hair first and will look in the mirror atleast 3-4 times, another technical mind, Malviya have a 'Kamina'-face. Always wears funky or totally different T-shirts. Pioneer of "Galigaloch".
To visit Malviya's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 15:-
Hani Kalodia (Room No 174)
Hani aka Haani aka Kalodia aka Kallo aka Kalodia my friend.
Another technical mind, chill person, loves to see when others play video games.
To visit Hani's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 16:-
Shrey Jain (Room No 174)
Shrey aka Shreya aka Baniya aka maggu aka wing rep
He think he is the coolest person living on this planet, thinks gali can increase your enthuziasm, another tech-kida,loves library, classes and all that maggu-loving stuff. Always studies and claims that he is Lukkhamaxxx.
To visit Baniya's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 17 :-
Arvind (Room No 175)
Arvind aka Arvind Bhaijaan
The best athlete of the batch, no one knows how long can he run, like to live isolated.
Cartoon 18:-
Ajay Meena (Room No 175)
Ajay aka Chchakka aka Bhukkhad aka Gadura aka Gandhoos aka.........
The famous one.Most intersting cartoon.....Detailes later
Cartoon 19:-
Mayank Porwal (Room No 176)
Mayank aka Porwal aka Poru aka Nana aka most ijjatdaar,jamadaar,samajdar,non-majedaar
The most matured person of the wing, another technical person, newspaper data storing machine, most impactful person of the wing.
Cartoon 20:-
Rahul Arya (Room No 176)
Rahul aka Bhaijaan aka LKP
This person is may be most powerful person of the wing(why?.....story later), damn interested in body-building, claims to have superb biceps which no one have ever seen, loves Hip-Hop dance, famous for many 'Patent galis' and sentences like oh no not now, I will tell u his Patent galis later.loves Orkut and Facebook
To visit Bhaijaan's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 21:-
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Arpit Pareek (Room No 177)
Arpit aka Pareek aka God
The real IITian, hates bath, brush, shaving and all that morning stuff, loves perfumes, like to spend time with laptop and seniors than wingies, claims that he is 'God *'.
*see IIT lingo below
To visit Pareek's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 22:-
Pradip Singhi (Room No 177)
Pradip aka Singhi
Tennis player,likes to speak loud no matter the guy next to him is deaf or not,loves Bengoli....
To visit Singhi's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 23:-
Naman Kothari (Room No 178 aka Box Room aka Nunnu Cybercafe)
Naman aka Nunnu
Another technical person.No matter what is the season cold loves him and you will find them (cold and Nunnu) having a good romance everyday.He always keep mumbling something may be God's name before taking any of the dicision whatever and however small it be, even like dicison of sleeping. He is totally different.
To visit Nunnu's facebook profile click here
Cartoon 24:-
Ravindra Kumar (Room No 178 aka Box Room aka Nunnu Cybercafe)
Ravindra aka Rabindra aka Mamaji
Most hardworking boy,uses very different pronouncations of Hindi word like BING instead of WING.Why Mamaji we will see this later.
To Bhisit Mamaji's facebook profile click here
Here ends the list of authorised/legal/official cartoons now it's time to take a look at some Refugees from elecrtical wing.
Cartoon Refugees:-
Cartoon Refugee No 1:-
Anay Kumar Joshi (Room No 167-168)
Anay aka Anya aka Prof
One of the three Pinkis.Crackoo,always try to make everyone deaf using his superb throat, you will find him singing everywhere like bathroom,room,mess etc etc what he will sing no one can predict, like he may sing AARTI in toilet. Mathematics-god-professor of Phoenix
To visit Anya's facebook profile click here
Cartoon Refugee No 2:-
Ashwin Narkhede (Room No 170)
Ashwin aka Zombee aka Narkhede aka Ravan
first thing you will notice about him is his big-big eyes.and he knows only two expression one is .....ok will see later. Why zombee? later....
To visit Zombi's facebook profile click here
Cartoon Refugee No 3:-
Kartik Lakhotia (Room No not specified)
Kartik aka Lakhotia aka Lado aka Lakho
This is the elec guy wanna chill so come here. Do not know anything abt his official room mate.Now I think two giant Network-servers are living in his room.He was totally thrown out officially from his official room by those two giants.
So now lets start journey of my first year..........
but you will have to get introduced with some IITB words:-
*IITB+Phoenix Lingo*
Infy~infinite------anything more than 10
like 'aaj to 'Ajay gadhurene' infi Kachoriya khayi.
God------Excellent
Funda / Fundas ---- wise words/words of experiences by seniors
Junta---Used for group of people.
Freshie----First year student
Sophie----Second year student
Thirdie,Forthie, Fifthie-----3rd,4rth,fifth year student
Matka-----2 year M.Tech student
Daya--------When someone throws PJ or students get bored by Prof everyone say this in a loud voice like DAYAAAAA
After Champu's PJ reaction--- "Dayaaaaaa be Champu"
Fart-----generally used for PJs like DAYA
Fatta---PJs(Pakau jokes)
Farra(FR)---grade for failed students
XX---Grade for those students who do not attend classes.
for more knowledge of grades click here
Pondy----Porn movie or video
Chill, Pain------as it is.
Lukkha------Time pass/Lukkaha time--Spare time.
like lukkhi junta
******Enthu-------one who have interest in ******
like Sportsenthu junta ----People having interest in Sports.****enthu junta
Ditch---to throw into the ditch
like "Sumit--abe kya karu yaar bandine ditch maar diya"
Maggu------Geek
Machaoo-----one who craxx who is awesome in his field
Machana----to be Machaoo
KFH------Kya Fart Hai? often used whenever someone says any unbelievable thing
Whenever bollywood hero jumps from a tall building without any harm or enjury ----"ye KFH..................."
___Max-----Something at it's peak-level
like DAYAMAXXXXX,Fartmaxxx,Godmaxxx,lolmaxxx,chillmaxxxx.......
Secy---Secretary.
Banda----Boy
Bandi-----Girl but sometimes
Bandi----- sexier than normal girl
Babes------sexiest girls/Tota girls
Aunty------ girl having looks like aunty
Chamakana------To tell someone about something about which he is totally ignorant
Box-Room-----last room of the wing almost 1.5*(normal rooms) mostly used for parties lukkha,Meetings etc etc all those things which really dont make sense to maggus
Gadhoora,Gandhoos----Pig
Churan------Fool originated from Chu..ya.To say this 'Gaali' in public-place phoenixians started saying CHUUUUran so that no one could get it.
BC MC ---proper Galis
MJT---Derived by Bhaijaan/LKP
Bhaijaan---one who is respected due to fear or respect whatever
Bhat da faat----Phoenixian lingo equivalent to What the Fart.
So now lets Start Pheonix adventures
Adventure 1:---Movie-spoof
Everyone finished their dinner that night.(Here everyone does not include LKP,Arvind Bhaijaan,Singhi as these cartoons likes to play till 10-11 at night).@ 9:30 one senior(Sophie) came and asked us to gather in Box-room.Everyone came and sat their like innocent kids but you can see the infi Kaminapan on their faces (excluding me ha..).
"Hello Junta I am Guru."Senior introdused himself.
Everyone started looking at eachother.Guru!!!! only in films never heard such name in real life.
"Abe, my actual name is Piyush,your Cultural secretary."
Oho.. so Guru was his nickname.
"So Junta we have our first cultural event 'MOVIE-SPOOF' What you have to do is choose one movie and make it's spoof and your wing have to perform it.Our seniors will judge you and one wing will win."
He told us about last year's performance and after giving some fundaas he went.
Actually our all the wing loves H3 so much and wanted to stay here for all the four years.According to IIT orders it is not possible for every freshie to live in their freshie hostel.Only some Machaoo students get retained in hostel.So we wanted to be Machaoo.That's why we took this event seriously and started thinking about movies.
Our preparation for Movie-spoof
wait for next post it will contain lots of funny things..................
