After 4 years

I am writing completely after 4 years...I completely forgot to continue this blog...was busy in doing lots of other things (supposedly important)

Yesterday...laying on the bed...looking at ceiling that flashback started...made my eyes full of tears..no idea what made me cry.....is that due to happiness? or a guilt o what no idea...Perhaps thats just coz of the feeling that m gonna miss these stupid bastards m gonna leave behind in course of time...Why is it so...? you realize the importance of people only when they are set to go far away from you....why do we behave like such an ass?

4 years ago I had written somthing on my stupid friends...yeah we were all stupid then...complete FRESHIES...but after 4 years all of them...literally all of them are changed...changed alot..Mature, sophisticated, much more serious about themselves....I don't know about myself how much I have changed...(even whether I am changed or not...)All of them are more reliable, more smart, more sensitive and above all more PHOENIXIANS...

Here is what Faisal has to say about us after all these 4 years...

Senti text from Faizu

Faisal Ansari

12:35pm Jul 9

phoenix

Can't tell what it was like, tiny drops of rain, slightest of air
passing through your body, the voice that you always want to be with,
suddenly calls you " what are you doing?? its gonna rain. Let's go".
That situation, my friend, is called surviving and before that is
called living. Damn straight, I was at nariman point waiting for most
unexperienced turn of my life. I got selected in jee and I was hoping
to get mechanical not because I loved mechanics, maybe because I was
following the trend of preference sheet. Some things are just meant to
feel. At the best we can express like I did for my jee selection. I
guess phoenix was one of them.
Gosh I miss those days of being together man. The lovely behaving
pinki, the sarcastic tone of hardik because of which no one happens to
know when he is actually being sarcastic, anay ka studaxx behaviour
and still being down to earth. Sushrut ka chillax attitude and pandit
ka chutiyapa. Ashish ka nubdu giri and tau ka over exposure to
awesomeness. Peddy ka confusion , zope ka confidence, narkhede ka one
piece. Nandu ka silent poison ( uski biwi usse khoob khush rahegi).
Angaar ki family , baba ka jai guru dev. Malviya ki feeling , sattu ka
total hindi language ( maine ka). Baniye ka kaminapan , hani ka
roaming. ajay the best stupid I have ever seen, partner ka salaam.
Mayank ki bade bhai jaisa behaviour ,bhaijaan ki gaaliya( hadh
behenchod ,peddy madarchod). Parekh ki godgiri, singhi ka political
behviour. Mamaji ki tali , naman ka cyber cafe aka baithak aka box
room, lukkho ke criticism . And last but not the least peoples calling
me faizu.
I still remember the rooms of each and every one. At our first years
summer vacations the note of malviya " read this if you have time "
made my heart ache man. To be honest, he was no shakespear but the
things he wrote, got me. Then there was pandits presentation on
phoenix. At the start of first year it was sattu's birthday , I wasn't
present there but they told me that malviya spilled water on the floor
and slipped around. Still making an image of that makes me laugh. I
miss blowing the ass of the birthday boys. Playing volley ball after
tiffin was totally awesome ,that made my game much better
I don't know what made me write this. Sometimes it just makes me
smile thinking about phoenix. Maybe it made me realize what friendship
means. It all started when we people lived with each other 24 7. I
don't remember going alone in mess. It was one of the place where I
learned about friendship. I, pinki and sushrut were having lunch along
with some other phoenixians. Some spices made sushrut cough and in
broken tone he asked for water. I was about to hold the jug for water
suddenly realized pinki offered him his own glass. Man, I was totally
shocked for a while. Sometimes even small things can make you learn
something. Friendship was never really about helping someone ,it was
giving the best of it. Helps can be offered to anyone even strangers ,
the best always remain for special ones. Another act was done by
mamaji I couldn't remember a single day of our second semester when he
didn't asked for water if it happens to be that the mug gets empty,
that guy goes back to mess and brings it again. Truly said "Action
speak louder than speech".
And many more examples to give but let's bunk that. Never doubt that a
small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is
the only thing that ever has.
May be this is not enough if I start writing on phoenix but I didn't
really intend to write , I want to appeal for a request all I wanted
to say is let's go some where for trip after this vacation ends.

PHOENIX (Machao be)

Written by:-
Ajinkya Sapkale
Student at IIT Bombay

                     I am Ajinkya,Ajinkya Sapkale. I am IITian. IIT Bombay-my dream college. After getting through various processes in company called Bansal Classes, Kota Prv. Lmt., I managed to get into IITB. You will find lots of companies mostly at Kota, which manufacture mad, crazy IIT-engineers taking little innocent kids as input.
First day in IIT. I came to know that IIT has given me Hostel-3. I went there and Hall manager gave me my keys of my room ROOM NO.168. This is going to be my room for next one year. All the strange creatures (Phoenixian) came in wing that day. After 1-2 days everyone got introduced with each-other. All the wing started sitting together in Box room (the last room of the wing usually 1.5 times than usual rooms) and Sallu was totally responsible for such kinda 'Maifils'. Sallu and Laila (Varun) were our freshie-year mentors (mentor is the senior who is your guardian at IITB like your elder brother he helps you in academics as well as in personal matter).
                     Phoenix is the name of our wing. All Mechanical B.Tech. excluding some refugees.So now let me introduce my wingies I mean cartoons of Phoenix.

*AKA~also known as*



Cartoon 1:-

Hardik Rupani (Room No.167 aka Pink Room)
One of the three PINKYs (living in Pink Room)
Hardik aka Hard-dick aka Harpik aka RDX (no one calls him RDX he himself says "I am RDX.")
This guy is famous for his "Fattes"/PJs.
i.g.~ "What will you call ALI who lives in water?"
ans=Haider-ali

        (didn't get~~~Hydra-ali)
One more thing about Hardik,He has a list of girls........details later.
This cartoon loves One piece and similar cartoon series.Claims to be Technical person which he is not actually. see comments

To visit hardik's facebook profile click here



Cartoon 2:-

Prateek Sondaule (Room No.167 aka Pink Room)
One of the three PINKYs
Prateek aka Pinky aka Orbit-boy.
Pinky is the most favourite boy of all the wing.
He vanishes @ 11 PM exactly from the wing  everyday and reappears after some time.....

To visit Pinki's facebook profile click here



Cartoon 3:-

Sushrut Helwatkar (Room No.168) My roomie.
Sushrut aka God aka Sush aka Sus aka Sushma
Football is life for this chill dude.Even Doctor can't stop him from playing Football.
The most chill person of the wing.

To visit Sush's facebook profile click here






Cartoon 4:-

Ajinkya Sapkale (Room No.168) myself
Ajinkya aka Pandit aka Pondit aka Pon-dick aka Sapakle
The cutest one,youngest one,most innocent boy/child in the wing.

To visit my facebook profile click here




Cartoon 5:-

Ashish Kumar Singh (Room No.169)
Ashish aka Ashiq aka Champu
Short tempered, always some kinda sad, can't sleep in light,voice etc. etc. unique style of running.Always try to
tell some jokes which finally turns into PJs and he
has to run then to save himself from furious Phoenixians.
~He will be angry even when he will read this.~

To visit Champu's facebook profile click here



Cartoon 6:-

Sumit Kumar Yadav (Room No.169)
Sumit aka SKY aka Chirkut aka Fakkut aka Chumit
His "Crush" changes when he sees 'New Bandi' or even her pic on Facebook.
A good Swimmer.
To visit SKY's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 7:-

Mandar Zope (Room No.170)
Mandar aka Maddy aka Mandaryao aka Mandu aka Pechkas aka Zope
Thinnest and tallest person in the wing.
Zope in box(~particle in box):- He can be easily packed in a box of 25cm by 25cm by 25cm.
He have powerful technical mind, speaks very fast so you will need 101% of concentration to get it.
To visit Maddy's Facebook profile click here



Cartoon 8:-

Akhilesh Pedgaokar (Room No.170)
Akhilesh aka Mareez aka Peddy
Famous for his doubts, hairs which are everywhere on his body. Sex-expert. If someone sits for study with him before exam and try to solve his doubt, definitely looses all confidence and ..........
additon info by Mandar :- most hairy person in the wing.....only eyes and nose is saved form hair attack......and remaining body got lots of hair...straight hair, curly hair, hairs which have curl zero.hairs with gradiant....
To visit Mareez's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 9:-
Faisal Ansari (Room No.171)
Faisal aka Faizal aka Faisu aka Slow local aka Kauva
Slowest creature of the wing always claims that he was the champion athletic at college.
Speaks slow, walks slow.He have unique style of running ( yeah man!! sometimes he too runs!!!!!!), have interest in football.Loves "Call Of Duty".
To visit Faizu's Facebook profile click here

Cartoon 10:-

Narendra Ghosalya (Room No 171)
Narendra aka Silent poison aka Naru
Everytime is movietime for this guy,always watches movie,has unique accent.

To visit Naru's facebook profile click here





Cartoon 11:-

Abhishek Agrawal (Room No 172)
Abhishek aka Angarchand aka Angar
Laptop-kida.You will always find either laptop is sleeping over him or he is sleeping over laptop.Man sometimes I think he love his laptop so much that he may ditch 'Tota Bandi' and will marry with laptop.

To visit Angar's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 12:-

Abhishek Kejariwal(Room No 172) Roomie of Abhishek
Abhishek aka Baba
I don't know why Room No 172 loves such creatures named  Abhishek.
As his name suggests he is a typical Baba. He belongs to Art Of Living family. AOL (Art Of Living) is everything for him.details later. AOL and AOE (Age Of Empires) lover.
To visit Baba's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 13:-

Satendra Meena (Room No 173)
Satendra aka Sattu aka Sattiya
This cartoon is almost similar to the cartoon no 10. Movie loving creature.
Good Volley player .....compare with cartoon 10.
To visit Sattu's facebook profile click here



Cartoon 14:-

Prateek Malviya (Room No 173)
Prateek aka Malviya aka Malu aka Chacha aka Mavliya (rare)
This man loves his curly hairs.No matter how late he will be, will set his hair first and will look in the mirror atleast 3-4 times, another technical mind, Malviya have a 'Kamina'-face. Always wears funky or totally different T-shirts. Pioneer of "Galigaloch".

To visit Malviya's facebook profile click here

Cartoon 15:-

Hani Kalodia (Room No 174)
Hani aka Haani aka Kalodia aka Kallo aka Kalodia my friend.
Another technical mind, chill person, loves to see when others play video games.
To visit Hani's facebook profile click here



Cartoon 16:-

Shrey Jain (Room No 174)
Shrey aka Shreya aka Baniya aka maggu aka wing rep
He think he is the coolest person living on this planet, thinks gali can increase your enthuziasm, another tech-kida,loves library, classes and all that maggu-loving stuff. Always studies and claims that he is Lukkhamaxxx.
To visit Baniya's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 17 :-

Arvind (Room No 175)
Arvind aka Arvind Bhaijaan
The best athlete of the batch, no one knows how long can he run, like to live isolated.








Cartoon 18:-

Ajay Meena (Room No 175)
Ajay aka Chchakka aka Bhukkhad aka Gadura aka Gandhoos aka.........
The famous one.Most intersting cartoon.....Detailes later






Cartoon 19:-

Mayank Porwal (Room No 176)
Mayank aka Porwal aka Poru aka Nana aka most ijjatdaar,jamadaar,samajdar,non-majedaar
The most matured person of the wing, another technical person, newspaper data storing machine, most impactful person of the wing.





Cartoon 20:-

Rahul Arya (Room No 176)
Rahul aka Bhaijaan aka LKP
This person is may be most powerful person of the wing(why?.....story later), damn interested in body-building, claims to have superb biceps which no one have ever seen, loves Hip-Hop dance, famous for many 'Patent galis' and sentences like oh no not now, I will tell u his Patent galis later.loves Orkut and Facebook
To visit Bhaijaan's facebook profile click here

Cartoon 21:-

Arpit Pareek (Room No 177)
Arpit aka Pareek aka God
The real IITian, hates bath, brush, shaving and all that morning stuff, loves perfumes, like to spend time with laptop and seniors than wingies, claims that he is 'God *'.
*see IIT lingo below 

 To visit Pareek's facebook profile click here


Cartoon 22:-

Pradip Singhi (Room No 177)
Pradip aka Singhi
Tennis player,likes to speak loud no matter the guy next to him is deaf or not,loves Bengoli....
To visit Singhi's facebook profile click here




Cartoon 23:-

Naman Kothari (Room No 178 aka Box Room aka Nunnu Cybercafe)
Naman aka Nunnu
Another technical person.No matter what is the season cold loves him and you will find them (cold and Nunnu) having a good romance everyday.He always keep mumbling something may be God's name before taking any of the dicision whatever and however small it be, even like dicison of sleeping. He is totally different.

To visit Nunnu's facebook profile click here

Cartoon 24:-

Ravindra Kumar (Room No 178 aka Box Room aka Nunnu Cybercafe)
Ravindra aka Rabindra aka Mamaji
Most hardworking boy,uses very different pronouncations of Hindi word like BING instead of WING.Why Mamaji we will see this later.

To Bhisit Mamaji's facebook profile click here




Here ends the list of authorised/legal/official cartoons now it's time to take a look at some Refugees from elecrtical wing.

Cartoon Refugees:-

Cartoon Refugee No 1:-

Anay Kumar Joshi (Room No 167-168)
Anay aka Anya aka Prof
One of the three Pinkis.Crackoo,always try to make everyone deaf using his superb throat, you will find him singing everywhere like bathroom,room,mess etc etc what he will sing no one can predict, like he may sing AARTI in toilet. Mathematics-god-professor of Phoenix
To visit Anya's facebook profile click here


Cartoon Refugee No 2:-

Ashwin Narkhede (Room No 170)
Ashwin aka Zombee aka Narkhede aka Ravan
first thing you will notice about him is his big-big eyes.and he knows only two expression one is .....ok will see later. Why zombee? later....
To visit Zombi's facebook profile click here



Cartoon Refugee No 3:-

Kartik Lakhotia (Room No not specified)
Kartik aka Lakhotia aka Lado aka Lakho
This is the elec guy wanna chill so come here. Do not know anything abt his official room mate.Now I think two giant Network-servers are living in his room.He was totally thrown out officially from his official room by those two giants.





So now lets start journey of my first year..........
but you will have to get introduced with some IITB words:-


*IITB+Phoenix Lingo*

Infy~infinite------anything more than 10
like 'aaj to 'Ajay gadhurene' infi Kachoriya khayi.

God------Excellent



Funda / Fundas ---- wise words/words of experiences by seniors

Junta---Used for group of people.


Freshie----First year student

Sophie----Second year student

Thirdie,Forthie, Fifthie-----3rd,4rth,fifth year student

Matka-----2 year M.Tech student


Daya--------When someone throws PJ or students get bored by Prof everyone say this in a loud voice like DAYAAAAA
After Champu's PJ reaction--- "Dayaaaaaa be Champu"

Fart-----generally used for PJs like DAYA

Fatta---PJs(Pakau jokes)




Farra(FR)---grade for failed students

XX---Grade for those students who do not attend classes.

for more knowledge of grades click here

Pondy----Porn movie or video


Chill, Pain------as it is.

Lukkha------Time pass/Lukkaha time--Spare time.
like lukkhi junta

******Enthu-------one who have interest in ******
like Sportsenthu junta ----People having interest in Sports.****enthu junta

Ditch---to throw into the ditch
like "Sumit--abe kya karu yaar bandine ditch maar diya"

Maggu------Geek

Machaoo-----one who craxx who is awesome in his field

Machana----to be Machaoo

KFH------Kya Fart Hai? often used whenever someone says any unbelievable thing
Whenever bollywood hero jumps from a tall building without any harm or enjury ----"ye KFH..................."



 ___Max-----Something at it's peak-level
like DAYAMAXXXXX,Fartmaxxx,Godmaxxx,lolmaxxx,chillmaxxxx.......

Secy---Secretary.

Banda----Boy

Bandi-----Girl but sometimes
Bandi----- sexier than normal girl

Babes------sexiest girls/Tota girls

Aunty------ girl having looks like aunty

Chamakana------To tell someone about something about which he is totally ignorant


Box-Room-----last room of the wing almost 1.5*(normal rooms) mostly used for parties lukkha,Meetings etc etc all those things which really dont make sense to maggus

Gadhoora,Gandhoos----Pig
Churan------Fool originated from Chu..ya.To say this 'Gaali' in public-place phoenixians started saying CHUUUUran so that no one could get it.

BC MC ---proper Galis
MJT---Derived by Bhaijaan/LKP
Bhaijaan---one who is respected due to fear or respect whatever
Bhat da faat----Phoenixian lingo equivalent to What the Fart.


So now lets Start Pheonix adventures



Adventure 1:---Movie-spoof

       Everyone finished their dinner that night.(Here everyone does not include LKP,Arvind Bhaijaan,Singhi as these cartoons likes to play till 10-11 at night).@ 9:30 one senior(Sophie) came and asked us to gather in Box-room.Everyone came and sat their like innocent kids but you can see the infi Kaminapan on their faces (excluding me ha..).
"Hello Junta I am Guru."Senior introdused himself.
Everyone started looking at eachother.Guru!!!! only in films never heard such name in real life.
"Abe, my actual name is Piyush,your Cultural secretary."
Oho.. so Guru was his nickname.
"So Junta we have our first cultural event 'MOVIE-SPOOF' What you have to do is choose one movie and make it's spoof and your wing have to perform it.Our seniors will judge you and one wing will win."
He told us about last year's performance and after giving some fundaas he went.
Actually our all the wing loves H3 so much and wanted to stay here for all the four years.According to IIT orders it is not possible for every freshie to live in their freshie hostel.Only some Machaoo students get retained in hostel.So we wanted to be Machaoo.That's why we took this event seriously and started thinking about movies.


Our preparation for Movie-spoof

wait for next post it will contain lots of funny things..................